i have answers to every question, but you'll still be scratching your head asking why.
#1, it depends on who's telling you to do a water change.
#2i tend to think people are speaking of clear looking water.
#3, i dont know, but we may learn something.
#4, i dont have canadian water, so all my test stuff works fine.
#5 they might knock themselves silly, but probably wont break their necks.
#6 when i had them, tetra pleco wafers
#7i dont care who you are, you will find a plant that no matter how hard you try, it dies. all the while someone else just drops it in the tank and its the biggest greenest thing ever.