KBOzzie59 Posted March 19, 2021 Share Posted March 19, 2021 As I was reading the "Fish Poop Water" thread I had a movie flashback. Fish Poop Water - It's got what plants crave. So no Brawndo for your plants! Brought to you by Carls Jr. There are plenty more out there, let's see what you got! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daniel Posted March 19, 2021 Share Posted March 19, 2021 My first wife was smarted - She's a nerm now! You like fish? I like fish! We should hang out! Easy Green...Now with extra molecules! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daniel Posted March 19, 2021 Share Posted March 19, 2021 Go. Away!...Feeding! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daniel Posted March 19, 2021 Share Posted March 19, 2021 Ow! My thumb! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H.K.Luterman Posted March 19, 2021 Share Posted March 19, 2021 "If you have one bucket that contains 2 gallons and another bucket that contains 7 gallons, how many buckets do you have?" 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jungle Fan Posted March 19, 2021 Share Posted March 19, 2021 Ok, here it goes as corny as they are: I have one Bolivian Ram who constantly seems to challenge anyone outside the tank and seems to want to say "Are you lookin' at me ..." The general idea when you hang out at the LFS seems to be "...we're gonna need a bigger tank." Then there is the "independence Day" approach to fishkeeping "I'm gonna have to get me one of these!" The one I really don't like to hear is "Houston, we have a problem." Ordering plants from anyone besides Aquarium Co-Op "is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get." After cycling and getting all set up the "Casablanca" toast "here's to looking at you - fish!" and of course the one line any LFS owner dreads to hear: "My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my Betta, prepare to die!" and from the same movie: "never get involved in an aquascaping contest in Asia." 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KBOzzie59 Posted March 19, 2021 Author Share Posted March 19, 2021 Welcome to Aquarium CooP, I love you. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jungle Fan Posted March 19, 2021 Share Posted March 19, 2021 I like fish! 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KBOzzie59 Posted March 19, 2021 Author Share Posted March 19, 2021 "Say hello to my little friend!" 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H.K.Luterman Posted March 19, 2021 Share Posted March 19, 2021 "Filters? We don't need no stinkin' filters!" 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jungle Fan Posted March 19, 2021 Share Posted March 19, 2021 When someone is trying to talk you out of buying the fish they also want "These are not the guppies you're looking for!" 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jungle Fan Posted March 19, 2021 Share Posted March 19, 2021 "Leave the bioballs, take the sponge." 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jungle Fan Posted March 19, 2021 Share Posted March 19, 2021 (edited) Algae "That escalated quickly!" Edited March 19, 2021 by Jungle Fan 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KBOzzie59 Posted March 19, 2021 Author Share Posted March 19, 2021 7 minutes ago, H.K.Luterman said: "Filters? We don't need no stinkin' filters!" LoL I think I've heard Lucas Bretz say that as well. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jungle Fan Posted March 19, 2021 Share Posted March 19, 2021 Buying Discus at the LFS: "Show me the money!" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H.K.Luterman Posted March 19, 2021 Share Posted March 19, 2021 "I find your lack of quarantine disturbing." 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jungle Fan Posted March 19, 2021 Share Posted March 19, 2021 "i feel the need for Pearl weed." 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jungle Fan Posted March 19, 2021 Share Posted March 19, 2021 "Use the net Luke!" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaveSamsell Posted March 19, 2021 Share Posted March 19, 2021 33 minutes ago, H.K.Luterman said: "If you have one bucket that contains 2 gallons and another bucket that contains 7 gallons, how many buckets do you have?" Answer: 2 buckets. OR the overthought answer would be 4 1/2 buckets, LOL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jungle Fan Posted March 19, 2021 Share Posted March 19, 2021 "Plant, or plant not, there is no try!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jungle Fan Posted March 19, 2021 Share Posted March 19, 2021 Obviously Yoda however never heard about algae: “You will find only what you bring in.” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaveSamsell Posted March 19, 2021 Share Posted March 19, 2021 "We're gonna need a bigger aquarium". 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jungle Fan Posted March 19, 2021 Share Posted March 19, 2021 "May the ferts be with you!" 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jungle Fan Posted March 19, 2021 Share Posted March 19, 2021 Aquarium cycling “I canna’ change the laws of chemistry, Captain.” 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jungle Fan Posted March 19, 2021 Share Posted March 19, 2021 One last one regarding algae: "Resistance is futile..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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