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6 minutes ago, Maggie said:

New aquarist: "How does this chain pet store stay in business selling tanks for $1/gallon? I can get a 55 gallon tank for only $55!!!"

Manager: "Hold my accessories..."

($638 later...)

your chain store does $1/gallon tanks above 29?

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Guy has a 10 gallon tank with 3 Guppies in it...


wife:  you gonna get any more fish, hun?


husband:  The internet says only one inch per gallon..


wife:  Sweetie... that's not 10 inches....



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