PapaP Posted February 12, 2021 Share Posted February 12, 2021 I'm a veteran tropical fish aquariumist who's out of a job. I thought getting a job with the city would be quick and easy. The Water Treatment Dept said I was over qualified. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daniel Posted February 12, 2021 Share Posted February 12, 2021 How do you make $10,000 breeding tropical fish? Start with $20,000! 4 9 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Odd Duck Posted February 12, 2021 Share Posted February 12, 2021 How do you make a million dollars at raising fish? Everybody knows this answer! Cory even used it in a video. You start with 2 million! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daniel Posted February 12, 2021 Share Posted February 12, 2021 1 minute ago, Odd Duck said: How do you make a million dollars at raising fish? Everybody knows this answer! Cory even used it in a video. You start with 2 million! It is a hundred times better the way you tell it! 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maggie Posted February 12, 2021 Share Posted February 12, 2021 New aquarist: "How does this chain pet store stay in business selling tanks for $1/gallon? I can get a 55 gallon tank for only $55!!!" Manager: "Hold my accessories..." ($638 later...) 1 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemon Posted February 12, 2021 Share Posted February 12, 2021 6 minutes ago, Maggie said: New aquarist: "How does this chain pet store stay in business selling tanks for $1/gallon? I can get a 55 gallon tank for only $55!!!" Manager: "Hold my accessories..." ($638 later...) your chain store does $1/gallon tanks above 29? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maggie Posted February 12, 2021 Share Posted February 12, 2021 @quirkylemon103I don't know, just assumed they did! Yikes... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FriendlyLoach Posted February 12, 2021 Share Posted February 12, 2021 How to explain water changes to people who go to the gym. "It's like leg day" 2 1 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garren Posted February 12, 2021 Share Posted February 12, 2021 Why did the pufferfish call itself fat? Because it was fishing for compliments. 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FishyJames Posted February 13, 2021 Share Posted February 13, 2021 Did you know a school of piranhas can eat a whole child in less than 10 minutes? Anyway, changing the subject, I lost my job at the aquarium today 2 7 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaveSamsell Posted February 13, 2021 Share Posted February 13, 2021 When asked why I have so many aquariums, I often say: Am having an episode of (E.A.S), Excessive Aquarium Syndrome, with tropical fish sensitivity. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toobit67 Posted February 13, 2021 Share Posted February 13, 2021 (edited) Guy has a 10 gallon tank with 3 Guppies in it... wife: you gonna get any more fish, hun? husband: The internet says only one inch per gallon.. wife: Sweetie... that's not 10 inches.... Edited February 13, 2021 by Toobit67 1 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casual aquatics Posted February 27, 2021 Share Posted February 27, 2021 Lol 2 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casual aquatics Posted April 19, 2021 Share Posted April 19, 2021 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MJV Aquatics Posted April 19, 2021 Share Posted April 19, 2021 A tropical fish breeder won the lottery and was asked what he was going to do with his winnings. He replied "I guess I'll just keep raising fish until it's all gone." ...And 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FriendlyLoach Posted April 19, 2021 Share Posted April 19, 2021 I watched a simpsons, and Lisa said that the fish were sad because they were in small tanks, and Homer said ¨then why are they wagging their tails?¨ 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FriendlyLoach Posted April 20, 2021 Share Posted April 20, 2021 (edited) This actually happened when my 13 yr old sibling saw my betta swim, she said ¨Oh, he fluttered his feathers¨. 🙂 Edited April 20, 2021 by FriendlyLoach 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casual aquatics Posted June 28, 2021 Share Posted June 28, 2021 I seen this image in a group and couldn’t help but to think of you @Cory though it’s not a joke like haha it’s ironically humorous too me being a fan member and subscriber of yours always talking about tacos 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max G Posted June 29, 2021 Share Posted June 29, 2021 What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Dam! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ARMYVET Posted June 29, 2021 Share Posted June 29, 2021 I just built my wife a tank of her own....now I clean it and the rest but she never shows any appreciation! Its a case of tanks but no Thanks! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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