High levels of Dangerous Chemical in Tap Water

[ChrisD]

Hi,

I found out today that my tap water contains extremely high levels of dihydrogen monoxide. I did my research and found out it can burn, freeze, asphyxiate, and extract minerals from tissue when exposed high doses in its pure form. Now, I'm really worried about my fish being exposed to it.

Anyone have any experience with this dangerous chemical and how I can remove it from my aquarium water?
 

[Colu]

I have never heard of  dihydrogen monoxide I don't no weather water conditioner would remove it mybe some one else can chip in

[tekjunkie28]

ChrisD  are you being funny or serious?

[tekjunkie28]

Dihydrogen Monoxide can potentially be very dangerous in certain situations.

[ChrisD]

Oh I'm just being silly. Dihydrogen monoxide is H20. It's a bit of classic joke because it sounds so chemically (though water technically is a chemical).

I've been accused of having an excessively dry sense of humor. I once convinced a group of people that I was allergic to the mixture of peanut butter and jelly. I could eat them separately but not together. I eventually had to let them off the hook.

[tekjunkie28]

9 minutes ago, ChrisD said:

Oh I'm just being silly. Dihydrogen monoxide is H20. It's a bit of classic joke because it sounds so chemically (though water technically is a chemical).

I've been accused of having an excessively dry sense of humor. I once convinced a group of people that I was allergic to the mixture of peanut butter and jelly. I could eat them separately but not together. I eventually had to let them off the hook.

LOL. I should have let it go on for longer but it sounded soooooo good lol.

I love it. Water is a broad term anyways and no one ever knows what your talking about.

[ChrisD]

No more naughtiness. I'll be serious from now on.

[TheDukeAnumber1]

3 minutes ago, ChrisD said:

No more naughtiness. I'll be serious from now on.

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