Theplatymaster Posted January 19, 2023 Share Posted January 19, 2023 This will just be a thread for me or anyone to post fish related jokes. None of my friends get these, but you guys on a fish website probably will. 1: What do you call an angry cichlid grandmother 2:What kind of fish did the jeweler have in his shop 3:What did the tetra wear to the prom? 4:Whats a Fortail Blue eyes favorite pet? if you know any of these, feel free to respond and add a joke of your own, ill post the answers once i get a few guesses Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katherine Posted January 19, 2023 Share Posted January 19, 2023 1. Apistogramma 3. A white skirt? A black skirt? I'm sure the actual answer will be better... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Levi_Aquatics Posted January 19, 2023 Share Posted January 19, 2023 2-Diamond tetra or jewl cichlid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theplatymaster Posted January 19, 2023 Author Share Posted January 19, 2023 On 1/18/2023 at 8:54 PM, Katherine said: 1. Apistogramma 3. A white skirt? A black skirt? I'm sure the actual answer will be better... nice, yeah 3 is a skirt tetra. On 1/18/2023 at 11:37 PM, Levi_Aquatics said: 2-Diamond tetra or jewl cichlid jewel cichid, i hadnt thought of that, nice! the last answer for this one is a Gold Tetra. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huckleberry Posted January 20, 2023 Share Posted January 20, 2023 I have two... 1. What did the fish say when he hit a wall? 2. How does a fish get stoned? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rube_Goldfish Posted January 21, 2023 Share Posted January 21, 2023 Two fish are in a tank. One of them turns to the other and says, "Do you know how to drive this thing?!" 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Greiner Posted January 22, 2023 Share Posted January 22, 2023 Two soldiers are in a tank. One turns to the other and says, "glub glue glub." 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theplatymaster Posted February 19, 2023 Author Share Posted February 19, 2023 why did the platy go to the dog park? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tanked Posted February 20, 2023 Share Posted February 20, 2023 On 1/20/2023 at 12:46 PM, Huckleberry said: I have two... 1. What did the fish say when he hit a wall? 2. How does a fish get stoned? 1. Dam! 2. eating the Duck's Weed? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huckleberry Posted February 26, 2023 Share Posted February 26, 2023 1. Dam! 2. Sea weed. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Schuyler Posted March 20, 2023 Share Posted March 20, 2023 Just heard this one on AFV Animal Edition while watching with my family. Felt a bit called out. "Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Give a man a tropical fish and introduce him to an expensive and time consuming hobby" There must be a writer who keeps fish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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