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This will just be a thread for me or anyone to post fish related jokes. None of my friends get these, but you guys on a fish website probably will.

1: What do you call an angry cichlid grandmother

2:What kind of fish did the jeweler have in his shop

3:What did the tetra wear to the prom?

4:Whats a Fortail Blue eyes favorite pet?

if you know any of these, feel free to respond and add a joke of your own, ill post the answers once i get a few guesses

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On 1/18/2023 at 8:54 PM, Katherine said:

1. Apistogramma

3. A white skirt? A black skirt? I'm sure the actual answer will be better...

nice, yeah 3 is a skirt tetra.


On 1/18/2023 at 11:37 PM, Levi_Aquatics said:

2-Diamond tetra or jewl cichlid

jewel cichid, i hadnt thought of that, nice! the last answer for this one is a Gold Tetra.

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Just heard this one on AFV Animal Edition while watching with my family. Felt a bit called out.

"Give a man a fish and feed him for a day.

Give a man a tropical fish and introduce him to an expensive and time consuming hobby"

There must be a writer who keeps fish

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