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My 5 year old created his own Costco. 


Me: do you sell fish tanks? 

Him: let me check....   We have 950,000 fish tanks. 

Me: do you have a 40 gallon, 29, and a 20 long? 

Him: yes. 

Me:  I'd like to order those but it's going to be heavy.  I need help bringing it home. 

Him: oh, this only weighs 2 lbs. 

Me: 2lbs?   Is it acrylic? 

Him: yes. 

Me: I can't afford that. 

Him: at this Costco, acrylic is cheaper than glass.    And the tanks you want with our discount will total $12.

Me:  order it. 


If only his imagination can come true.... 

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Well, that would make for a very interesting used market for aquariums.  Imagine how many impulse buys there would be if you could get a three pack of decent sized tanks for $12! 🙂

On 2/27/2022 at 6:53 PM, lefty o said:

but what are you going to do with a 5000 pack of guppies???🤪

Make 10x 5000 packs of guppies by next month.  

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On 3/5/2022 at 6:06 AM, Flumpweesel said:

If you ever have a yard sale you'll have to keep that young man away from the customers, he'll sell your car for $5

Sometimes in his imaginary stores he sell things with an optional payment.  Meaning it's free, but if you want to pay, it's x-amount.  

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